an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable
where can i find some self esteem on sale
im just a human bean
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
procrastination is my only talent
It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
"Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life."
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
Do you think she’s happy in her new home?
when you finally win a long argument