It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable
where can i find some self esteem on sale
im just a human bean
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
procrastination is my only talent
It doesn’t cost a damn thing.
Sprinkle that shit everywhere.
perks of dating me: u will be the hot one